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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I need you to tell them to tell the Commission to instruct all 13- to 24-year-old girls to stop plucking their fucking eyebrows. I was served my double tall cap this morning by two women with completely drawn-in eyebrows. They looked like goth clowns or something. This has got to stop. It's like women are now looking at their already-too-thin eyebrows the way an anorexic looks at dangling earlobes --- a fucked-up message that says "keep going, you're on the right track, almost done, just a little left to go."
That is all.
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Vogue or something just had an article saying bushy eyebrows are back. If we can get the message down to Seventeen or Cosmo Girl!, or whatever lemming magazine girls are supposed to follow right now, you're all set.
