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Originally posted by leagleaze
Sebbie, you know I love you, but sometimes you are a moron.
What do you think lesbians and gay men do, go down on each other and call it a night? I mean I love cunnilingus as much as the next girl, but really.
Of course I never bought the whole oral sex isn't sex thing either. That's just a rationalization to knock down the number of people someone has fucked.
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No, I'm not clueless... but this gave meanother jumping off point to level my dead horse argument that ablow job isn't sex. I am quite aware that all sex, gay/straight/other, involves penetration of some sort (unless you are having sex with some sort of egg laying animal such as a horseshoe crab, which would only require you to jerk off in a swamp... Why the hell did I just write that...).
I did buy the oral sex ain't sex argument because I don't love oral sex and feel like I'm left out of some great thing. God has cursed me to enjoy fucking instead of hummers, and its giving me tennis elbow... but on the plus side, all those push ups and grinding have given me quite toned pecs and really loose shoulders. Now if I can just keep the gut down, byt the time I'm 50, I'll look like that cat who covered himself in shoe polish...
