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Originally Posted by barely_legal

He is 25 and I'm pretty sure has had more sexual partners than I have. We didn't bathe together since he's 13 years younger than me but I did change many of his diapers. I'm pretty sure that experience did not prepare me to choose a sex toy for him.

Here's a fun little story about my brother for context, I guess. A few years ago, I was visiting my mother for the weekend when my brother still lived at home. My mom and I woke him up in the morning to tell him we were going shopping and remind him to take the dog out while we were gone. When he opened his door to talk to us, we saw a girl in his bed. My mother apparently was totally cool with that, but upon seeing the girl, loudly asked my brother, "oh, who is that? Is she the dancer?"

Later, I asked my mother if she knew the girl, and she said that she'd been around the house before hanging out with my brother but she thought they were just friends. I asked my mother what kind of dancer she was, thinking maybe she was a ballet dancer or a salsa instructor or something (give me a break, he's my baby brother). She said she didn't know, but in kind of an annoyed way. I said, then how do you know she's a dancer? She replied "I guess she dances with poles, is that what you wanted to know?" This was my mother's way of informing me that the young lady in question was a stripper.

My brother is also 5'3" and weighed about 100 lbs soaking wet at the time. He's pretty much a delicate little flower. A delicate little flower who bangs strippers.

POTD. And not just post of the day, but post of the decade. That last sentence? Magnificent. Understated in its elegance and concision.

God, we haven't had enough of this sort of thing in years.