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Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint
I'm sorry for your loss.
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I can only imagine Hank's conversation with his wife:
Wife: "Hank, what *is* that you're looking at on your computer? Is that porn? You fucking bastard . . . I'm not hot enough for you?"
Hank: "Honey, no, I mistyped "facebook". It's outrageous. Apple does nothing to prevent me from my natural harmonies."
Wife: "Come on Hank, I know you make a huge number of typos, but I have a hard time believing you just mistyped "facebook."
Hank: "But I swear . . ."
[5 minutes later]
Hank: "Honey, look, I really do swear. I've generated a complaint [Thanks to Icky Thump's magical plaintiff's macro]. See? Really. Apple needs to get its act together and I'm just the guy to force them to do it."
