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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This:
"It’s better if old men cut your hair. Ask for Sammy at the Mandarin Oriental Barbershop in Hong Kong. He can share his experiences of the Japanese occupation, or just give you a copy of Playboy."
Seems to directly contradict this:
"Place-dropping is worse than-name dropping."
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Too right.
These are my faves:
- Desserts are for women. Order one and pretend you don’t mind that she’s eating yours.
Buy a tuxedo before you are thirty. Stay that size.
One girlfriend at a time is probably enough.
And I INVENTED this:
Don’t ever say, “it is what it is.”
The bit about how lame it is to be feigned or actually pretentious and then the one about starting a wine collection for your child upon his birth -- uh.... Anyone else see a bit of a disconnect there?
On a different topic, how do you get underlined words to link to something? I thought you press the little globe with a link from a chain (Ha! Get it?!?), and type the words you want underlined either in the first popup box or the second one, but I tried it both ways and it didn't work either way.
