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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Speaking of Man-Haters, there is a story in the Globe today headlined Mall Santa Charged with Groping Female "Elf" that I find highly disturbing. Why in the world would you put quotes around "Elf" but nothering else in that headline? I would posit that it is more likely the gropee is an Elf than that the groper is a Santa. Does calling him a Mall Santa put imaginary air quotes around Santa because he is a Santa of the Mall and not a Santa of the North Pole? Or, did the real beard get them, so they trust it is more likely that real Santa is a groper than that some eighteen year old with a sore ass is an actual Elf. This really disturbs me. Is anyone OK with this? |
Mall Santa. Those two words alone scare the crap out of parents everywhere. The bug-eyed drooling drunk with a week's worth of patchy beard and a real belly that shakes like a bowl full of jelly. The one who just got out of Stateville last week and got the job because his PO's brother-in-law is a manager at Sears and the State's lag in data entry is about 2 years.
"Elf" is code as well. Yes, Flower she is hot. Very hot. If she were less hot the headline would read "Ex-Con Assaults Coworker at Shopping Town."
