Re: I've got to keep my image while suspended from a throne.
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Originally Posted by Not Bob
Thank you all for the suggestions of a fake hobby. I'm especially grateful to those realists who didn't fight the hypo. For this next meeting, I'm leaning toward a modified Icky ("been too busy with the MacGillicuddy matter for you guys to do much of anything lately, but I'm looking to ease my way back on a par 3 one of these days"). I am, however, intrigued by the scuba suggestion from Barely and Lester's baseball nut approach. The baseball thing could actually tie into golf; my old high school pitching injury acts up and allows me to beg off on golf excursions.
Sadly, I'm not enough of a foodie to go the route suggested by Sidd and RT, but I can see that working well for others.
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Just tell him/her that you're really into jelqing.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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