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Originally posted by paigowprincess
You didnt meet the new love of my cyberlife, mmmm? I need some feedback on this guy. Like, on a scale of Lester to Phillippoussis, Lester being a negative 1,000 and Phillippoussis beig the corresponding positive number, whene does mmm fall?
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I was the guy in the same restaurant who didn't notice them, but who they kept noticing as I wined and dined. And twisted and turned. Etc. They kept squirming and turning in their chairs when they caught a glimpse of me, so I heard after the fact. Guys, I'm sorry that I gave rise to all these feelings in you, but I'm definitely straight. Ant twat. Lol. I invented that. All the other shit I have to say at the end of a post like this.
Fwiw, numerically mmm3587 = 3,587,000,000. It's right in my name. I'm not sure how this works in your scale. I am sure that I get additional points for my martini glass chest hair and my martini olive eyes and my ginnish* wit.
*Biting, but can be overpowered by tonic.
As you were.
