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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
For you obnoxious shits that have already begun the gift gathering process for the winter holidays, please note that I write with my left hand. Do not give me fountain pens because I have no use for them. The ink smudges all over the page, gets on my hand and then, inevitably, on my clothes. If I wanted my pants to have smudges in the crotch and on the ass, I would purchase them that way.
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I got you some stuff at a rumage sale in September. I like to do all my holiday shopping over the course of the year, leave it wrapped in the moldy basement for a few months, and then ship it off without being sure what I am shipping to whom.
I think I got you a nice picture of Roy and Montecorre. No, maybe I got you some reptile beanie bags. No, wait a minute, I'm sure I got you a vintage 1989 globe. Anyway, happy holiday-of-your-choice.
