Quote:
Originally Posted by Sidd Finch
Agreed. In stark contrast to the awful game between Nigeria and Iran, Brazil-Mexico showed how exciting and interesting a 0-0 game can be.
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{The Simpsons watch TV. A commercial comes on. A man barbeques a soccer ball, and throws it towards the camera.}
MAN
Open wide for some soccer!
{Several soccer clips follow, with a voice over.}
TV ANNOUNCER
The Continental Soccer Association is coming to Springfield! It's all here - fast-kicking, low scoring, and ties? You bet!
BART
Hey Dad, how come you've never taken us to see a soccer game?
HOMER
I... don't know.
TV ANNOUNCER
You'll see all your favorite soccer stars. Like Adiaga! Adiaga two! Badiaga! Aruglia! And Pizzoza!
HOMER
Oh, I've never heard of those people.
TV ANNOUNCER
And they'll all be signing autographs.
HOMER
Woohoo!
TV ANNOUNCER
This match will determine once and for all which nation is the greatest on earth - Mexico or Portugal!
BART & LISA
Can we go Dad, please Dad, Please Dad, can we go Dad, huh, huh, please?
HOMER
Yes, yes! Oh god, yes!!
{The Simpsons arrive at the soccer stadium.}
HOMER
Oh, I'll kill myself if Portugal doesn't win.
MARGE
It's hard to believe this used to be an internment camp.
BART
Yo, Paella man! Wing one up here!
