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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch
Dude -- I said I buy drinks for paramedics as well as soldiers. How many asses do I need to kiss to make you happy?
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I was in St. Louis a lot a few years back on a lawsuit. I'd get to the airport, buy a ticket for their subway and in and then back a few days later. That cost like $4. I only had $20 it seems every time and the machine gave change in dollar coins. I hate dollar coins and no here seems to even know what they are. So about the fifth trip I was so sick of them that I just wanted to get rid of them. Flying home I had 10 of them left. I was in line at the airport to buy a water. Behind was a young guy in an army outfit. I offered to buy him lunch but he seemed puzzled. I think he was unfamiliar with the concept and thought I wanted to fuck him.
