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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch
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Rudy loves America with the same sincerity and depth that he loved his first wife.
Um, but, uh, given the annulment thing, which one is his first wife?
Wait.
Rudy loves America as much as he does his children, his flesh and blood! However estranged they may be.
Hmmm.
Hold on.
Wait.
Rudy loves America with all the fervor he has for his religion. Even if he doesn't practice anymore.
Maybe.
I know!
Rudy loves American as much as he loves himself!
Eh. Probably not.
