04-14-2015, 01:18 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Re: A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single
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Originally Posted by ferrets_bueller
Dear youngsters:
I have a prostate gland which, in cocktail conversation, I describe as the size and consistency of a bowling ball. I've been on medication for this for at least 15 years. The dosage is now double what it was in my early fifties. The usual prescription is medication to prevent swelling, and therefore allow one to urinate without difficulty.
If you get an annual physical with the traditional long, thorough and generous body cavity exam, and get the PSA test to monitor for cancer, It is simply no big deal. If the PSA number jumps suddenly, you've got options, the best of which is watchful waiting, and the worst of which, surgery, has some fairly hideous side effects.
With that, I'm going to take my 68 year old prostate gland for a stretch and a run.
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68???? Holy shit, when did we all get so OLD?
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