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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
In the unlikely event you have not been following the women's World Cup closely, and are looking for a plucky underdog team to call your own, I say go for Cameroon. 53rd in the FIFA rankings, they knocked off Switzerland with a dramatic come-from-behind 2-1 victory to advance to the knockout stage. And check out this hair:

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Great. Now Not Bob is just sitting in his office muttering apologies to a picture of Megan Rapinoe* on his computer screen for even considering complimenting another soccer player's hair. It's pathetic.
*Yes, he knows. When I remind him of it, he just says "Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp. Or what's a heaven for?" I don't have the heart to argue with him.