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Old 08-26-2015, 12:15 PM   #817
Gattigap
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Re: Give us any rule, we'll break it.

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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower View Post

Seeking advice from Hank: I have been entering the New Yorker cartoon caption contest every week. Each week, regardless of the illustration, I suggest the caption, "Drunk girls know that love is an astronaut; it comes back but it's never the same." Each week, I am not selected. What am I doing wrong?
Stop sending it to the New Yorker, start sending it as a pitch to The Moth. Then you're in like Flynn.
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