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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop
When I'm at a cocktail party, I don't mention that I'm a lawyer. When I'm on an internet chat board with a bunch of lawyers, the context is different. You surely understand this, because I've met you IRL and I can't believe you are ever as much of a jackass in person as the way you behave here.
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When I'm at a cocktail party, I'm drinking cocktails. Strong cocktails and lots of them. Probably gin. If you got up in my face with your fucking "I know about employment law" bullshit, I would bust a cap in your ass and take your woman. And then you'd probably come here and whine like a little bitch about what a jackass I am in real life, but I wouldn't give a fuck because I would have your woman and all you would have is a cap in your ass and a pathetic little chatting board to whine to.
