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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Credit for the restaurant name must be shared with MmmmmmmmmmCooter (CJ) who invented the term or at least invented it here. How about something every man wants to hit? The Barely Legal Catholic SChoolgirl Surprise? Served with a side of red plastic sandals and bobbysox. You should also serve a slab of roast beef- call it the Veronika? But nobody wants Foul Truth. not even as a special.
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Hmmmmmmm, you're right. Maybe we could create a job for him as spokeperson. We could feature him in tv spots flipping CooterBurgers.
Keep the ideas rolling. For whatever reason, the menu relies heavily on seafood items that are amusing in the abstract, but do not seem to go over well with the Average Coltrane. The crabs in particular were a horrendous flop. The tacos seem to be doing well, though.
