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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Unless someone gives me free tickets to a box or suite, I'll never attend another NFL game. It's just an awful experience. My couch is so much better.
In any event, with the bad officiating and constant replays, it's almost un-watchable. Maybe I'll go over to Flower's house to watch the EPL.
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You're welcome to stop by. Just be sure to call it a "match," not a game. Also, the field is called "the pitch." Also, British announcers tend to say things like, "Chelsea is really asking a lot of questions of the Bournemouth defense." You are not going to hear a lot of Madden-isms. Other than that, you just need know that last year's league winners, Chelsea, are off to their worst start in 200 billion years, and be prepared to listen endless debate about whether their coach Jose Mourinho (the "Special One") is going to be "sacked." Oh, and Icky will think you are even more of a pussy, but whatev.
