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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Hmmmmmmm, you're right. Maybe we could create a job for him as spokeperson. We could feature him in tv spots flipping CooterBurgers.
Keep the ideas rolling. For whatever reason, the menu relies heavily on seafood items that are amusing in the abstract, but do not seem to go over well with the Average Coltrane. The crabs in particular were a horrendous flop. The tacos seem to be doing well, though.
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Well, I am sure Coltrane has an appreciation for generic chain store fare but thats just a hunch. I suspect he wont enjoy fine ripe aged cheese on his (the Spinster Cooter Burger?) Cooterburgers. Just a slice of american will do him.
Will you be serving tossed salads?
