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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Ok, Mr. Erickson, you have the floor. Now, we've done this before, and you've fizzled out into dazed fickle and nonsensical naval gazing. Let's see what you can deliver this election season.
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Hey, hey, hey now... That's unwarranted.
The GOP should apologize to Clinton. So should Ken Starr. But for reasons that have nothing to do with Trump. The apology should go as follows:
"To appeal to provincial sensibilities of religious freaks and low information voters in the Cuckoo Pants Wing of our party, we investigated and impeached Bill Clinton for no good reason. In the future, we pledge to develop a more nuanced and adult view of behaviors between consenting adults. Not exactly as tolerant as the French, as this country was founded by Puritan imbeciles, and is still polluted with people with deep sexual hang-ups. But something a little more enlightened than the Dark Ages views we've held in the past (progress is slow, folks).
So, sorry, Bill. And if it helps, Ken Starr will be writing a letter to the Arkansas Bar in support of your reinstatement. And we'll be donating $50 million, the amount we wasted on his investigation of you, to a charity supporting the construction of LGBT friendly bathroom signs."
That's the apology I'd like.
Oh, and this guy you've cited? He needs to get really drunk, pop a few Oxys, and go swimming in whatever creek abuts his doublewide trailer home.
