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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
You need to seriously rethink the commando thing. Today's Daily Dose goes out to you -- "Itchy Brother" by the Nite Liters. I'll be very impressed if anyone can identify the early 90s hip hop song that samples this tune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEAe7R3Ueps |
Three word solution: Cream colored pants. (Bonobos, $100.) If you're concerned about David French inspired spontaneous emissions, I cannot recommend a brand more highly. I strut confidently down the hall without a whit of concern. "Hey Mary. Nice lunch? Good for you!" "Hi, Bob. Great glasses. New?" And when the Neocon candidate-caused effluent is dry, the polyester/cotton mix is easily crunched, leaving nothing but a fine off-white dust in the waste basket.
