Oh, now here's a shocker. It turns out
the family of Michael Jackson's accuser is a little fucked in the head. They must have figured their kid could find a better life among even lower primates, like chimpanzees and Liz Taylor.
BTW, why couldn't the charter jet company have taped something
fun to watch, like Paris Hilton sucking dick with the lights
on this time? Attorney-client conferences happen every day, and I have yet to be a part of one that was in any way photogenic.
