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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Crap. I was really hoping for the flabby-body-hating hardbody bitch sock. Guess I'll have to actually do billable work tomorrow. Please send me an updated calendar at your convenience so I can follow along from home. Really.
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Your temp cookie folder holds a thousand personalities.
How much time do you waste concocting new identities?
You'll say this new sock is Penske’s, or JRUSS, or Flower’s.
But is it you or your colleagues who’ll make up for your lost hours?
Now . . . sparring with Thurgreed and pissing off Less,
Go ’head and flame a sucka poster, but please make a speedy egress.
But how hard must you hint that you’re Icky Board versed?
That proves you were there,
That you invented socking first?
Well, how do you afford your sock and troll lifestyle?
How do
you afford your sock and troll life-style?
How do you af-ford your sock and troll life-styyyyyyle?
Oh, tell me. Oh yeah, all right, all right.
Oh yeah, all right, oh . . .
How long did you work on that racist persona,
The one we’ll ruthlessly trash by the end of this week?
And how long will you work on a female persona,
One that we'll ruthlessly trash at the end of another week?
And how long will Penske keep making up new ones?
As long as New Yorkers keep electing the Clintons.
And how long will Penske keep making up new ones?
(Chorus:
As long as New Yorkers keep electing the Clintons.)
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, all right.
Ho! Oh, ho ho ho, oh no!
The partners would rather you took clients to Scores;
Instead you’re logging hours darning socks for flame wars.
Your timesheet pays dearly now for your patentgreedy hobby.
Finding a real-life newbie here’s like finding real wasabi.
Now, how do you afford your sock and troll lifestyle?
How do
you afford your sock and troll life-style?
How do you af-ford your sock and troll life-styyyyyyle?
All right, oh yeah, so good, oh baby . . . .
Your socks are signs of a perversion.
You’ve earned the bulk of our aspersion.
Your witty banter won’t impress them.
Got sock ideas? Please suppress them.
They’re very rarely entertaining.
We’d rather see you try refraining.
Oh, yeah, socking’s a lame endeavor.
But going on thinking that you’re clever.
The Land of Fu is where you’re fated,
Who the hell died and made you Plated,
Oh, yeah
Who the hell died and made you Plated?
Oh, yeah, all right, oh yeah all right!
