Re: Mother, mother, mother - there's too many of you crying.
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Seriously? You have got to be kidding me.
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I think that I'd be having performance issues from now until the end of time if my technique were to be described in such a way and disseminated to so many people. It would take me YEARS to get over something like that. I'm vaguely surprised they didn't go into penis size/relative flaccidity in the article.
But maybe that's not a consequence worth considering.
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