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[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

No, man, you just don't get it, with your cute little civics lessons about society collectively setting the rules that govern us, you stupid fucking snowflake. Fuck that tired ass shit, man. Don't you see, it's time to flip the script. Trump is all like, Ima gonna disrupt the shit outta this motherfucker. It's rational, it's the only way he can win. I mean, if you can't win by playing by the rules, it's not only o.k. to cheat, it is a moral requirement! Actually, fuck cheating, man. I don't think he's going far enough. Sebastian's totes right about this one, dude. You gotta flip the whole game upside down, pour some gas on it, and burn it. You know who really disrupted the hell out of some shit? Pol Pot, man. Pol Motherfucking Pot. Dude was like, there is no way I'm gonna win playing by the rules of these corrupt motherfuckers who came before me, some I'll just kill their asses dead. Who's gonna stop me? The motherfucking educated urban elite motherfuckers? Not when I ship their sorry glasses-wearing asses off to the country to be reeducated. What else was he supposed to do? It was entirely rational. HE HAD TO DO IT. No way he would have been able to #win if he had played by the conventional rules set up by suckers like you. So he tore the pages out of the rulebook and wiped his ass with them.

This is why I don't go to suburban cocktail parties.