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Old 04-27-2018, 12:01 PM   #380
Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
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Re: We are all Slave now.

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield View Post
I like the design. You could invite nosy neighbors, watch them get loaded to salve their jealousy at your superior purchase, and then perhaps fall against a metal portion of the oven, leaving themselves a permanent burn scar.

"Khaki! What happened to your face!!!"

"Carter, it was awful! I forgot to eat after pilates, had some white gluten free sangria at the Smiths, and fell onto their pizza oven!"

"Pizza oven?"

"I just got botox!!! It's ruined!!!"

"Who designed it? Did it have slate base? Stone? Brick?"
Back when we first built our house, I decided to have a little Bar-B-Q to celebrate. Being a rural boy from the styx, I, of course, dug my own Bar-B-Q pit, a nice sort of 6 foot by two foot hole in the ground surrounded by concrete block with the wood piled high and then burned down into coals. It was a think of beauty, and I laid out our oven racks on top for grilling up some birds.

First question from all the neighbors: is that permanent?

But, really, I may get that pizza oven for my wife for mothers day. I've gone native.
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