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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
Pizza was invented in Southern Italy, and today its true meaning is protected by the AVPN http://www.pizzanapoletana.org/en/chi_siamo which tests and trains pizza makers to make sure they are meeting the actual strict standards it maintains. Do you or ggg claim linensure? Because otherwise you might be putting meat, cheese and tomato sauce on crust, but you are hardly making pizza. |
When you die, you are going to hell. In that hell, there will only be one meal. Pizza. The pizza will always be made exactly the same. It will consist of a gluten-free English Muffin topped with Ketchup and a single slice of non-dairy American Cheese substitute, cooked for an insufficient amount of time in a toaster oven that smells of burnt plastic.
