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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
When you die, you are going to hell. In that hell, there will only be one meal. Pizza. The pizza will always be made exactly the same. It will consist of a gluten-free English Muffin topped with Ketchup and a single slice of non-dairy American Cheese substitute, cooked for an insufficient amount of time in a toaster oven that smells of burnt plastic.
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Water. Off. My. Back.
I married into a Jewish family, add baked until dry spaghetti to the above,and you got what my MIL makes when she's trying to show she's finally accepted an Itie SIL.
