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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I like the design. You could invite nosy neighbors, watch them get loaded to salve their jealousy at your superior purchase, and then perhaps fall against a metal portion of the oven, leaving themselves a permanent burn scar.
"Khaki! What happened to your face!!!"
"Carter, it was awful! I forgot to eat after pilates, had some white gluten free sangria at the Smiths, and fell onto their pizza oven!"
"Pizza oven?"
"I just got botox!!! It's ruined!!!"
"Who designed it? Did it have slate base? Stone? Brick?"
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Your absolute best work. And I formulated that opinion solely from you naming someone, "Khaki."
TM
