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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop
That's sad. I'm sorry.
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You don't have my clients and extended family.
"So Aunt Anne and Dad aren't speaking again? Right. Hold on... Let me grab this call. CLICK. No. You cannot tell OSHA to fuck off. I have to jump. I was on a call with um... CLICK. No. I'm not going to that dinner. ...Because I don't want to! I already have to be at another one, and I'd like to go for a run then. CLICK. So Mom's all pissed about what again? Hold on...
That sound?
That's a cocktail shaker. And the cat meowing loudly, getting ready to throwing up on the good rug. Again.
Get off Fortnite! You've been playing for four hours!
...Wait. Which neighbor's kid are you?"
