Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I also like Twitter because it compels one to offer a great link, clever joke, or pithy commentary, unlike Facebook, where people emote ad nauseum:
I don't give a fuck about your latest struggle with addiction, Miriam. And I certainly didn't need 10,000 fucking words on it. Stop analyzing yourself up your own ass and maybe you'd meet someone nice and stop having to take all those pills.
Lovely McMansion, Wendell. Love the turrets. And the children's gazebo. Are those weimaraners?
Thank you, Candace... We do need to raise awareness about huffing in the middle school! Billboards. More billboards. Maybe a fun run, too? 5k?
|
All this. But don't forget the inspirational quotes. "You can't love others until you learn to love yourself."
Oh. Great. Thanks. I was going to, but I will work on myself first. So glad you posted, you colossal moron.
TM
