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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
And you know what, how the fuck would someone like you know the run down on who is in the Jewish Sorority? I may try to get paig's to come back and help me ferret out whether this isn't bullshit in the extreme.
edit- I wouldn't have been allowed near the doors of any sorority but especially that one
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I can assure you and Paigow with great confidence that, during my time at Podunkville University, the Five Towns-ish girls tended to pledge [redacted] and the UWS-ish girls tended to pledge [redacted].
And who said I was allowed near the doors of their house? By this point in the process, Ruth* was a sister in name only.
*A composite character based upon the girl who told me that her father was an insurance executive after I ranted about the evils of State Farm at an anti-apartheid rally and the girl in ENG 3797, the Mid-Century American Novel, who borrowed Portnoy’s Complaint on a Friday and returned it on a Monday filled with the joy of righteous rage. 
