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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan
I keep waiting for someone to testify to the status of his hymen in 1983
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This from Slate points out that his alleged chastity is Not Relevant.
I knew he was a lace-curtain prick. I may have been a shitty dude in 1983, but I never groped the Punk Rock Girl when she was blotto, no matter how blotto I was.
And a shanty Irish grown up wouldn’t pretend that the “alumni association” crack was anything other than, at best, a mean joke. “Went to a single school function” and “admired her then and now,” my ass.