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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop
If he actually believed it, he wouldn't have cared.
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If there’s a greater fart around gathering than a wedding, I’ve not seen it.
“Hey Dad, buy a Lexus and now let’s pitch it off a cliff!” (Thank god I’ve no daughters.)
ETA: But you do get all that glorious china, and crystal glasses.
ETA2: And all those cousins falling down in the lobby and geriatric aunts and uncles bitching about the food.
