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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If there’s a greater fart around gathering than a wedding, I’ve not seen it.
“Hey Dad, buy a Lexus and now let’s pitch it off a cliff!” (Thank god I’ve no daughters.)
ETA: But you do get all that glorious china, and crystal glasses.
ETA2: And all those cousins falling down in the lobby and geriatric aunts and uncles bitching about the food.
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You need to hang out with people who throw better parties.
We went to about a half dozen weddings in the last year, including weddings thrown by friends who are Indian, Bahai, Chinese, Greek, and Irish Catholic, and each was a unique and interesting experience, from different liturgies and ceremonies to different foods and celebrations. A lot of geriatric aunts and uncles showing they still had it on the dance floor, very few people falling down at any of them.
But I'm starting to understand why you have such inane cocktail party stories. You go to bad parties.
