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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If there’s a greater fart around gathering than a wedding, I’ve not seen it.
“Hey Dad, buy a Lexus and now let’s pitch it off a cliff!” (Thank god I’ve no daughters.)
ETA: But you do get all that glorious china, and crystal glasses.
ETA2: And all those cousins falling down in the lobby and geriatric aunts and uncles bitching about the food.
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Don't take this personal, because it is more about my in-laws, but I'm getting to where, you know in Fail Safe the President says he will bomb NY? If that ever has to happen I'm hoping we give up Philly. Plus, look up Wingbowl or Eagles celebrations on youtube. You all eat horse shit?
