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Greedy, lazy, user, ho-bitches
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
EXCUSE ME!!!! Some of us won't ever have husbands or babies. Ever. We missed that boat and all we have left is a lifetime of diminishing menstrual flows and paper clips. What about us???? WHo is gonna buy us range rovers? Who is gonna allow us the option to stay at home or go to work? Do we have to become lesbians (NTTAWWT) because no man will have us, and if so, which one of us hits the sperm bank and does the spermee automatically get to be the one who stays home? I don't see any of you married parents thinking of our plight. This thread is fucking insensitive. If it werent for the Retreat for Unwed Ladies in Their Thirties and Up, I might never get to take ashtanga yoga on someone else's dime in a nice deserty or Berkshiry setting. Nevermind that the class will be infested with a bunch of other gray bepubed twats, I will take it. Because it is all that I have and probably the only nice thing that I will ever get that I didn't have to pay for myself. And will ever have. So take this convo to the Greedy Parents Board, which might as well be called the Greedy No Spinsters Exist In Our Cozy Universe Board, so I don't have to be subject to any more of this abuse. Yes, it is a foul truth I speak, but that doesnt' mean that I am not mostly correct.
Ah, PMS. This is probably one of the last ones I will ever enjoy. I need a Midoltini.
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You wanna split for a psychiatrist?
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