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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Have you demanded in a public forum that a conservative candidate for office put forth credible plans for justice reform? Have you worked against our private incarceration industry when you were in a position to do so, despite it being to your advantage to align with them?
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Have you stared down the snarling face of pure evil without flinching and then, angrily but calmly, put your hand up and said “Stop”?
Have you dived without hesitation into a swirling maelstrom of freezing floodwaters in order to save a litter of innocent puppies seconds before they were about to be pulled under for the last time?
Have you stood alone in a desert sand storm, parched and burnt but unbroken, on your quest to find a downed plane carrying the only sample of a vaccine for a secret and deadly virus that would soon be unleashed upon the world by ISIS?
Until you can answer all of these questions in the affirmative, shut your mouth and do not dare criticize Sebastian. He has fought the fight of a hundred thousand brave and tireless men over the span of many centuries. And now it is time for him to retreat to his garden to tend to his investments and real estate holdings. Because . . . Voltaire.