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Originally Posted by Icky Thump
Agreed. Like getting a picture of the boss's new yacht or G5 is a great perk.
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Or the Judge Smails' treatment. "How about you and your spouse come out to our exclusive club and have dinner with us?"
How about you fucking shoot me instead? First, I've been a members-only club before. I was not born in a cave on Mars. The specials will be -- lemme guess -- crab cakes and prime rib? Second, the idea of spending a Saturday night with people I see in the office is as enticing as a colonoscopy.
You wanna grab a drink after work? Fine. Tempered with cocktails, I can tolerate pretending to care and finding you interesting for about a hour. Let's stick to borders like that.
