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Originally posted by evenodds
The OddMan and I were recently out with another couple when we began discussing situations when we've been hit on, like strange encounters with the opposite or same sex.
The OddMan then launched into his tale of having us invited by one of his coworkers to have sex with them.
The other couple was a little surprised that we had been approached by different couples we know socially.
Their surprise made me wonder: isn't swinging a fairly banal, suburban activity?
Even(for the record, the OM and I have always politely declined)Odds
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My wife and I have been propositioned twice, and both times its been by nauseating people:
1. At a nice local restaurant some creepy couple in their late 40s starts talking to us out of the blue and thengets to discussing how they've been sort of married, but separated on and off for years, and how they've dated other people. The chick was allright if you had about 5 drinks, but the guy was a mess. My wife and I sat at the bar and toyed with them for two hours laughing our asses off at their desperate attempts to get something started. At one point I thought the guy was going to try to kiss my wife. She was a but pissed that I didn't step in to save her, but it was too funny.
2. On vacation the wife and I go to what we think is a secluded clothing optional beach where we could fuck around a bit. After finding the most remote area we could, out of nowhere comes this nasty 50ish naked guy who comes up and starts talking to us about how great the island is and about how we need to go to some bar for a party later. he then starts describing his gf in very specific physical terms and telling us we'd really love to meet her. I look at the dude like "Are you fucking kidding me?" and he goes away. A few minutes pass and another huge fat guy comes up and tells us we have to check out an area of the beach about a football field away where he and his gf are partying. Having lost all interest in romance after having to stare at naked fat guys for about an hour and watch them leer at my wife's privates (tip to perverts - if you're standing with your back to the sun, the person in front of you can see your eyeballs through your mirrored shades), I snapped "No, don't think so" in a condescending manner. The dude shot me a look like I'd just insulted him. I felt like saying "Hey, asshole, I'm not a fuckin swinger... get it?"
The only common thread I noted in these experiences was that swingers tend to be ugly and fucking obnoxious. What the fuck makes a fat ugly old person think a fairly attractive person would sleep with their ugly old ass? "Sure, I'd love to swap my 30 year old wife for your wrinkled sorta-wife." Get a fucking clue.
