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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
instill emotions
what more can a poor boy do?
dog barking at moon
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Don't spew that haiku shit at me buddy.
If you really want to know, you can chop off your penis and grow breasts.
Apropos of well, something, I was walking back to my deluxe apartment in the skyyyyyy tonight and came across a rather cute looking guy trying to control his very cute looking puppy. He was saying HEEL HEEL. And I laughed and said not at that age. And he laughed, and the puppy came running over to me and I petted it for a while and then was on my way. And you could almost see the guy thinking damn I'm glad I got this dog, random women stop and talk to me.
Does everyone do this? Is there some cuteness gene we just cannot resist. Cause I could give a fuck about the cute guy, but the puppy was darling.
