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		| Originally posted by purse junkie It is extremely disturbing that anyone would have cause to know this.
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  Toads, unlike frogs, do not taste like chicken, at least when you eat them raw after they are frozen in a freak freeze down by the Gulf.
Calculators cause cancer.
[Insert various other patently ridiculous statements of "fact."]
The word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary.
The word "gullible" is in the encyclopedia, and your picture is in the entry.
Agent Orange is an FDA-approved body-hair remover.