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[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Assume for a moment that you and I are in a bar. You are with your friends and I am with mine. I have a friend with me who is not just beautiful, but utterly hot, as EO alluded to earlier this morning.

At some point, our 2 groups of friends wind up sitting sort of together, in the sense that our tables are very close, and we are now talking back and forth. It has become a grand party. I will be able to tell you, with absolute certainty, which of your friends makes the most money and which makes the least. My knowledge will be based, in part, in having learned what each of you does for a living, recognizing that one of you is wearing a Chopard watch and one of you a Timex, paying attention to the stories that you tell ("remember that one winter break, when we went to my parents place in Aspen and didn't make it back to Exeter until after midterms?" as opposed to "In college, I worked the graveyard shift at UPS, so I know pretty much every zip code in the USA"), and honing into your "pack" dynamics. In groups, guys tend to give alot away. The guy with the most cash will likely not be the most noticable in the pack, the guy with the least will be taken care of in subtle ways by his buddies, etc. etc.

BTW, at some point, my amazingly hot friend will gravitate to one of two guys in your pack...the one with the most jack, or the one with the least (if he's a hot musician or poet or something).

Now, at the end of the night, you guys will have all decided which of my group gives good head, likes anal sex, and who fakes her orgasms.

This is the beauty of gender differences.

FYI...

Guys aren't idiots. A lot of them understand subtlety and will drop facts they think will land them a chick. We often gear our replies to best fit the class we guess or target chick to be a member of.

Oh, and nothing is a worse indicator of wealth than a man's watch and his car. Most guys blow more than they have on both as soon as they get their first good paying gig.

But you're correct that the musician will always get laid first.