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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Listen, pally, that's about it when it comes to my arsenal of kayaking stories. I don't see you trotting out some top notch, A-1 kayaking story.
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[Man with big voice]
This summer . . . in a world where nothing is as it seems . . . an ordinary outdoor adventure . . . becomes anything but ordinary.
[GRAPHIC TITLE] KAYAK MANIA!
You won't believe your eyes, as the hunter . . . becomes the hunted. The water becomes the enemy. Recreational water transportation will never . . . EVER . . . seem the same.
KAYAK MANIA, opens July 2, rating not yet determined.
