I think I'd rather have a Grinch than a Nicotini.
"The Nicotini, as it is known, comes in various forms -- among them a Quick Puff (a single shot) and, more enticingly, a Black Lung (mixed with Kahlua)."
http://www.nytimes.com/2003/12/14/ma...4NICOTINI.html
TM
Edited to add, I've also found spray on stockings:
"Air Stocking is not yet available in the United States, but it can be bought in Korea, Taiwan, Hong Kong, Malaysia and Singapore. So far, about a million cans (which sell for about $15 apiece and contain 10 to 15 days' worth of ''stockings'') have been sold in Japan, mostly to office workers and students.
While it does not come in fishnet or plaid, Air Stocking is available in Terra Cotta, Bronze and Natural. (Yes, it is possible now to spray something on your legs and look as if you have sprayed nothing on your legs.)"
http://www.nytimes.com/2003/12/14/magazine/14SPRAY.html
