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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Why so angry? Holiday season getting you down? Too many wreaths and dreidels and holiday specials and what have you? Have you spent too much time in parking lots in malls, trying not to let your holiday cheer spill over into homicidal rage at the bleach-blonde Hummer-driving trophy wife who just took up the last 17 spots in the parking lot. Are you tired of forced holiday gatherings where meaningless conversations and vacant smiles thinly veil a seething cauldron of contempt and misanthropy? Are the shiny baubles and gaudy blinking lights insufficient to distract you from yet another joyless season of darkness and despair? Are the omnipresent holiday songs that blare out from tinny loudspeakers and taxi cab radios and unschooled children's choirs, with their laughably naive messages of peace on earth and joy to the world, beginning to claw at the very fabric of your existence to the point that you would rather be tied down and have your eyes gnawed out by a pack of feces-encrusted rats the suffer through another rendition of "Little Drummer Boy"?

Buck up, camper! Just a couple of more weeks and it will be January, and we can begin to prepare for what I consider to be the most wonderful time of the year - those magical couple of weeks leading up to President's Day!

Whiff.