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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
my partner (who did all the research and most of the talking) found a three-way in some translation of the Bible.
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Three-way? Only on consecutive nights. It was, however, incestuous, if that helps.
Gen. 19:30-38.
Of course, as with the Sodom story, it's an ancient way of dissing your enemies in your diary. As a result, at times the Torah reads like a spiteful story being written in a remote corner of the schoolyard by a nine-year-old kid who keeps getting beaten up by all the cool kids, and who has no other outlet for frustration. "And then a dog had sex with a donkey, and what came out was Jonathan Ledermeyer, who everybody totally hates behind his back and calls 'Horse-face.' And later, a snake had sex with a pig, and Julia Melloni was born, and that's why to this day Julia is a total retard who won't let me play with her Gameboy Advance, and all of her brothers are total perverts and her parents are poor."
