Because I like all of you -- well, almost all of you -- let me tip you off to a terrific Opportunity For Humor just sitting out there. Be the first in your office to make this joke: "The first pictures are just back from Mars, and they found ____________."
Fill in the blank with something unrelated but topical:
a) John Kerry's presidential chances.
b) Osama bin Laden
c) Jimmy Hoffa (not topical, but usually good for a chuckle)
d) The guy who programmed the BCS computer.
e) JustForFun
f) etc.
Your pal,
T.S.