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Originally posted by taxwonk
Bit isn't it time we moved on here? Perhaps a hypothetical would help.
If X, a married, fat bald, hairy lecherous tax attorney were to walk into a bar in Washington DC, our nation's capital and a place where such people are not universally shunned on sight, and offer to buy R, a svelte, witty, young-ish single but committed an attorney a drink, would her slapping him constitute:
a) an ancient tort
b) a civil rights violation;
c) a low-carb cardio activity (Atkins-approved);
d) CBS's newest reality show; or
e) A PLEA TO FUCKING MOVE ON TO SOMETHING MORE INTERESTING FOR GOD'S SAKE EVEN DRUGS CAN'T MAKE THIS DRIVEL INTERESTING
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If you looked like this, you could have been married to Brittney. At least for the night. Which is good enough I suppose. Marriage question, I thought that if you "consummated" the marriage, that you couldn't get an annulment, or is that just a Catholic thing? Or am I thinking soap opera law?
