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Lies, and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I was once stuck in this relationship that was going nowhere. It was an ongoing torture of relationship mediocrity. But I knew, for reasons that are too complicated to explain here, that if I broke it off, it would probably mean months of torment and anguish and all that. I was stuck. Then, Coltrane's simple truth struck me - I just needed to get her to break up with me. But how? How do you get this to happen? As Coltrane notes, it is quite a talent. Then, like an epiphany, it hit me. So the very next weekend, I slept with her best friend and "accidently" had her find out. Win - Win!
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Pith off.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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